FU Hoopla headed for his semi annual name/persona change. He will be missed.
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The all-time Furman FB w-l-t record is about 56%. That’s according to Wikipedia article on Furman Football.gofurman wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2024 3:07 pmya'll know I like them maths - and since we just passed Halloween - "I like them Monster Maths"... lol
I have no dog in this fight. Just wish the best for next year etc. Maybe we can win one here at the end...
But I would Not have guessed 85-85 in our last 170 games. I get it though... Fowler etc (GREAT man, just didn't work out). I don't know CCH total record off the top of my head but I know it is a winning record as he has 40 wins and 20 losses in the SoCon contests.
Not gonna take the time to look at overall record. Plus overall is skewed with the FBS Ole Miss and Clemson etc. Not a fair fight. One given loss per year...
You had to be there. We were feared. One of the only games I got to go to was against Florida. We weren’t looking for an upset. They were. No such luck. And you can’t appreciate the beauty of taking down McGuire’s Gamecocks and seeing the total shock on their faces.
Furmanoid wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2024 5:34 pmYou had to be there. We were feared. One of the only games I got to go to was against Florida. We weren’t looking for an upset. They were. No such luck. And you can’t appreciate the beauty of taking down McGuire’s Gamecocks and seeing the total shock on their faces.
And just getting into the tourney meant you were in the Sweet 16, so wins were much harder to get.
Fun argument. Don’t get mad.
VomitFUTex wrote: ↑Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:05 amThe problem with FU Hoopla's posts is they are dismissive of the football team. After a loss he posted something like "at least basketball season begins soon." For a football fan, we don't wanna hear that in our season on the UFFP's football thread. It sounds somehow insulting, invites an unparallel comparison, and is just plain whiney.
But let me get to the real issues for FU Hoopla. Possums have the shortest gestation of any mammal in North America. Its only 12.5 days. The little babies, called joeys, are pumped out of the filthy possum vagina 16 to 25 in a batch. Each nasty little baby is about the size of a booger, and is hairless, pink and repugnant. I do not know if they are edible. I do know you can roll them in EZ Wider but they don't smoke good. Anyway, the little tiny joeys crawl from the putrid possum abomination canal to the pouch, which is a distance of about two inches. There the little tiny joeys grapple onto an possum teet by swallowing it. Yessir, swallowing it. There they fester, these 16 to 25 reprehensible little freaks, until they get some wirey hair and develop them beady eyes, and then they come out and eventually make their way to a garbage can. And that's why FU Hoopla caught so much grief on this thread.
FUTex wrote: ↑Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:05 amThe problem with FU Hoopla's posts is they are dismissive of the football team. After a loss he posted something like "at least basketball season begins soon." For a football fan, we don't wanna hear that in our season on the UFFP's football thread. It sounds somehow insulting, invites an unparallel comparison, and is just plain whiney.
But let me get to the real issues for FU Hoopla. Possums have the shortest gestation of any mammal in North America. Its only 12.5 days. The little babies, called joeys, are pumped out of the filthy possum vagina 16 to 25 in a batch. Each nasty little baby is about the size of a booger, and is hairless, pink and repugnant. I do not know if they are edible. I do know you can roll them in EZ Wider but they don't smoke good. Anyway, the little tiny joeys crawl from the putrid possum abomination canal to the pouch, which is a distance of about two inches. There the little tiny joeys grapple onto an possum teet by swallowing it. Yessir, swallowing it. There they fester, these 16 to 25 reprehensible little freaks, until they get some wirey hair and develop them beady eyes, and then they come out and eventually make their way to a garbage can. And that's why FU Hoopla caught so much grief on this thread.
Careful now, some possums are vomit eaters. Myrtle Beach variety maybe.Affirm wrote: ↑Tue Nov 12, 2024 8:36 amVomitFUTex wrote: ↑Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:05 amThe problem with FU Hoopla's posts is they are dismissive of the football team. After a loss he posted something like "at least basketball season begins soon." For a football fan, we don't wanna hear that in our season on the UFFP's football thread. It sounds somehow insulting, invites an unparallel comparison, and is just plain whiney.
But let me get to the real issues for FU Hoopla. Possums have the shortest gestation of any mammal in North America. Its only 12.5 days. The little babies, called joeys, are pumped out of the filthy possum vagina 16 to 25 in a batch. Each nasty little baby is about the size of a booger, and is hairless, pink and repugnant. I do not know if they are edible. I do know you can roll them in EZ Wider but they don't smoke good. Anyway, the little tiny joeys crawl from the putrid possum abomination canal to the pouch, which is a distance of about two inches. There the little tiny joeys grapple onto an possum teet by swallowing it. Yessir, swallowing it. There they fester, these 16 to 25 reprehensible little freaks, until they get some wirey hair and develop them beady eyes, and then they come out and eventually make their way to a garbage can. And that's why FU Hoopla caught so much grief on this thread.
I will agree here. Dam NIL and portal now Ole Miss and UGA have 7 million dollars worth of football players. I recall someone said Ole Miss paid Furman's ENTIRE TEAM 500k for the "money game" and yet paid 800K to ONE single Defensive Lineman. The days of the FBS P5 upsets are gone in football.FU Hoopla wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2024 3:13 pmgofurman wrote: ↑Mon Nov 11, 2024 3:07 pmya'll know I like them maths - and since we just passed Halloween - "I like them Monster Maths"... lol
I have no dog in this fight. Just wish the best for next year etc. Maybe we can win one here at the end...
But I would Not have guessed 85-85 in our last 170 games. I get it though... Fowler etc (GREAT man, just didn't work out). I don't know CCH total record off the top of my head but I know it is a winning record as he has 40 wins and 20 losses in the SoCon contests.
Not gonna take the time to look at overall record. Plus overall is skewed with the FBS Ole Miss and Clemson etc. Not a fair fight. One given loss per year...
Fortunately with a more level playing field than football has (only 5 players on the court at a time lol), we can still compete with the Power schools in Hoops!
Tex, Do you think FU Hoopla might have a little possum ancestry in him? Could that be the reason for some of his horrid football posts? Maybe we need to have a DNA Test to become a member of the UFFP. Someone needs to look into that.FUTex wrote: ↑Tue Nov 12, 2024 3:05 amThe problem with FU Hoopla's posts is they are dismissive of the football team. After a loss he posted something like "at least basketball season begins soon." For a football fan, we don't wanna hear that in our season on the UFFP's football thread. It sounds somehow insulting, invites an unparallel comparison, and is just plain whiney.
But let me get to the real issues for FU Hoopla. Possums have the shortest gestation of any mammal in North America. Its only 12.5 days. The little babies, called joeys, are pumped out of the filthy possum vagina 16 to 25 in a batch. Each nasty little baby is about the size of a booger, and is hairless, pink and repugnant. I do not know if they are edible. I do know you can roll them in EZ Wider but they don't smoke good. Anyway, the little tiny joeys crawl from the putrid possum abomination canal to the pouch, which is a distance of about two inches. There the little tiny joeys grapple onto an possum teet by swallowing it. Yessir, swallowing it. There they fester, these 16 to 25 reprehensible little freaks, until they get some wirey hair and develop them beady eyes, and then they come out and eventually make their way to a garbage can. And that's why FU Hoopla caught so much grief on this thread.