Dang them Kowi Anukasha! They're likely the ones who killed our possum. Or maybe this Joey Freshwater chose the knife in their macabre "test".
Anywho, Ole Miss has done got little people in it. We've got some work to do. As it happens, I'm in Oklahoma this week, and not far from one those Choctaw casinos. I'll see if I can start spoiling their little party. Sons of biznitches.
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Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".
You guys have been so focused on the opossum (RIP Madine, PHIC), but you should probably pay more attention to the moles. They’ve been leaving hints all long.
Are we sure the Mole Miss Moles didn’t have something to do with Madine’s death? Was Madine in the running for Miss Mole Miss and the moles couldn’t handle it?
(I’m sure I’m going to regret wading into this thread)
Are we sure the Mole Miss Moles didn’t have something to do with Madine’s death? Was Madine in the running for Miss Mole Miss and the moles couldn’t handle it?
(I’m sure I’m going to regret wading into this thread)
RebelBearsLandSharkHoundsMoles ???FUwolfpacker wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2024 1:46 pmYou guys have been so focused on the opossum (RIP Madine, PHIC), but you should probably pay more attention to the moles. They’ve been leaving hints all long.
Are we sure the Mole Miss Moles didn’t have something to do with Madine’s death? Was Madine in the running for Miss Mole Miss and the moles couldn’t handle it?
(I’m sure I’m going to regret wading into this thread)
They are working hard to have more mascots than Chattanooga!
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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers,
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
Those are signs. Omens even.
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"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean.
'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.”
Josey Wales
'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.”
Josey Wales
First off, thank you FUWolfpacker for your invaluable research. If it weren't for you selflessly wading into this thread (without any regard for personal safety, I might add) we would not know of these dangerous moles.
Little people, moles, the killing of our possum... it all adds up, as Cave pointed out. Its an evil omen indeed. It indicates that those bastages from Ole Miss are pulling out all the stops.
Did anyone besides me note that this mysterious Metal Reb (themetalreb) welcomed us to Oxford right after the untimely death of our beloved Madine (PHIC)? This is not a coincidence. Just think of all the things one would have to believe in order for this not to be tied together. I'll ask the question that others fear to ask: Is Metal Reb the puppet master behind these Choctaw little people, moles, and anti-Finn bigots that convinced the patsy Joey Freshwater to kill our possum?
This is one powerful mojo brewing. I think we can win.
Little people, moles, the killing of our possum... it all adds up, as Cave pointed out. Its an evil omen indeed. It indicates that those bastages from Ole Miss are pulling out all the stops.
Did anyone besides me note that this mysterious Metal Reb (themetalreb) welcomed us to Oxford right after the untimely death of our beloved Madine (PHIC)? This is not a coincidence. Just think of all the things one would have to believe in order for this not to be tied together. I'll ask the question that others fear to ask: Is Metal Reb the puppet master behind these Choctaw little people, moles, and anti-Finn bigots that convinced the patsy Joey Freshwater to kill our possum?
This is one powerful mojo brewing. I think we can win.
Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".
Sorry I'm not clued in on all the inside jokes. However, I would love nothing better than to see Lane Kiffin go down!
I feel sorry for Ole Miss. When they went "to the beach" they went to the Gulf Coast. They never know the ridiculous oddity that is Myrtle Beach. They've never walked around uncomfortably in the Gay Dolphin, nor thought they were going to die high as a kite on the Swamp Fox. They've never had the honor of seeing an 18-year-old Baptist from nowhere South Carolina puke a gallon of half-digested beer and putrid bile over a balcony into the waiting maw of a possum. Magical moments; precious memories.
Now I'm not saying Biloxi and Gulfport Mississippi don't have a decent showing of down-and-outers, what with the casinos and all. I'm just saying if you want an example of the endpoint of trashdom one must go to Myrtle Beach.
And that's why we're going to win this game. We go toe-to-toe with vomit-eatin' possums. Mississippi meth possums are good 'uns, sure, but they ain't no vomit eaters. So bring on your moles, your Choctaw little people, and your sentences that defy diagraming. We done went and built a mojo to counter all that.
FAMNN BATT CCLOT DLAMW
Now I'm not saying Biloxi and Gulfport Mississippi don't have a decent showing of down-and-outers, what with the casinos and all. I'm just saying if you want an example of the endpoint of trashdom one must go to Myrtle Beach.
And that's why we're going to win this game. We go toe-to-toe with vomit-eatin' possums. Mississippi meth possums are good 'uns, sure, but they ain't no vomit eaters. So bring on your moles, your Choctaw little people, and your sentences that defy diagraming. We done went and built a mojo to counter all that.
FAMNN BATT CCLOT DLAMW
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Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".
Wow. FuTex. That first paragraph brought tears to my eyes. Great memories. Especially of the Swamp Fox. That foghorn scared me every time.
"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean.
'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.”
Josey Wales
'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.”
Josey Wales
The chuck-it-ta, chuck-it-ta, chuck-it-ta sound of those ancient wheels climbing that rickety wooden track 75 feet high into that thick, flashing neon-lit night sky, while totally obliterated on PJ and Schlitz Malt Liquor (The Bull), is a memory that is forever etched deeply into FUBeAR’s few remaining brain cells.cavedweller2 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 28, 2024 7:38 pmWow. FuTex. That first paragraph brought tears to my eyes. Great memories. Especially of the Swamp Fox. That foghorn scared me every time.
Little known fact … CHUCK-IT-TA, CHUCK-IT-TA, CHUCK-IT-TA was the mantra we intoned into a crescendo pre-game at Williams Brice Stadium in 1982. Myrtle Beach vomit-eaters carried the day then and will, again, this Saturday…so help us Finland!
Tappaa myyrät!!!
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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers,
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
Hadn't been to MB in a long time until this June. Was concerned that the Gay Dolphin wouldn't be there but there it was.
Back in the day teenagers went to Ocean Drive (North Myrtle Beach) instead of MB. No one wore shoes. Two primary objectives were to get in the Spanish Galleon with a fake ID and/or make out with your girlfriend knee deep in the surf.
Three Dog Night was the #1 band in America.
Back in the day teenagers went to Ocean Drive (North Myrtle Beach) instead of MB. No one wore shoes. Two primary objectives were to get in the Spanish Galleon with a fake ID and/or make out with your girlfriend knee deep in the surf.
Three Dog Night was the #1 band in America.
FUBeAR wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2024 2:26 pmRebelBearsLandSharkHoundsMoles ???FUwolfpacker wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2024 1:46 pmYou guys have been so focused on the opossum (RIP Madine, PHIC), but you should probably pay more attention to the moles. They’ve been leaving hints all long.
Are we sure the Mole Miss Moles didn’t have something to do with Madine’s death? Was Madine in the running for Miss Mole Miss and the moles couldn’t handle it?
(I’m sure I’m going to regret wading into this thread)
They are working hard to have more mascots than Chattanooga!
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers,
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
I checked the calendar, and it appears at first glance the game is tomorrow. I'm not very good with that new-fangled Julian calendar so don't kill me if I'm wrong on that.
All hands on deck! We need every swinging richard in the field for this one. Every mojo we've built needs to be focused and aligned. We've seen in the past what the little people and mole people can do. Now we face those plus a frenzied mob of possum-killing anti-Finn bigots. Its a tidal wave of evil backed by a wall of voodoo. But we have the tools to punch a hole through it like a depleted uranium lance through Faulkner's mangina. Let's do it!
On a side note, the French have a saying. Unfortunately, it doesn't apply for this occasion.
All hands on deck! We need every swinging richard in the field for this one. Every mojo we've built needs to be focused and aligned. We've seen in the past what the little people and mole people can do. Now we face those plus a frenzied mob of possum-killing anti-Finn bigots. Its a tidal wave of evil backed by a wall of voodoo. But we have the tools to punch a hole through it like a depleted uranium lance through Faulkner's mangina. Let's do it!
On a side note, the French have a saying. Unfortunately, it doesn't apply for this occasion.
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Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".
Its today. Our long FAMNN thread nightmare reaches fruition. Today we spew glorious the mojo.
FAMNN BATT CCOT DLAMW
FAMNN BATT CCOT DLAMW
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Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".
Little known, recently learned, and highly relevant fact: To avoid groupies mobbing him, Jim Morrison used the pseudonym “Jimmy Saltwater” when registering at hotels while touring with The Doors.
The layers of contra juxtaposition within this information, when examined along with this song, portend near-Armageddon in Oxford tonight.
Prepare
accordingly.
———————————————- ——————— Mr. Lee ——————————————
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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers,
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother