It doesn’t matter how long he stays in college, Rattler will not be an NFL starter. He will get a look but holding a clipboard is as far as he gets. Just my opinion. I could be wrong.
Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for Gozer: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!