FUTex wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2025 1:54 am
Aug. 30 William & Mary - A state school now, but formerly an Episcopal school, originally Anglican. Born fully formed from The Glorious Revolution. I know they will likely be re-building, but it will be tough. FU 14 WM 3
Sept. 6 Presbyterian - Should be easy, because the Presbyterian Church USA is dying an awfully painful death. FU 31 PC 0
Sept.13 @ Campbell - Baptist. One never knows where they're coming from. FU 27 - CU 10
Sept. 27 @ Samford - Baptist. Oh, those people. Moreover, Alabama Baptists. FO 28 SU 21
Oct. 4 East Tennessee State (Family Weekend) - Began as a "normal" school. A misnomer. Wild and unpredictable folk up there in the tri-cities. FU 35 ETSU 21
Oct. 11 @ Western Carolina - They got Cherokee little people. Nuff said. Strange strange things happen in Cullowhee. FU 48 WCU 45
Oct. 18 @ Wofford - Methodists. John Wesley would be ashamed of what's going on over there. FU 19 WC 13
Oct. 25 The Citadel (Homecoming) - Took a gallant effort at tradition and masculinity and turned it into an excuse to anthropomorph rectal fistulas, re-enacting the drama every weekend. FU 38 Cit 13
Nov. 1 Mercer - Baptists. They ceaselessly come right back atcha. FU 28 MU 12
Nov. 8 @ Chattanooga - Now a state school; Originally a Baptist school. Those people always got tunnels. FU 38 UTC 12
Nov. 15 VMI - No one has been able to figure out what's going on up there. FU 45 VMI 14
Nov. 22 @ Clemson -
Initially an all-male, all-white military school, Clemson Agricultural College opened in July 1893. People who worship the earth, agriculture, and the harvest are generally called Pagans; belief systems that revere nature and often involve the worship of goddesses (FUBeAR worshiped at the altars of a few goddesses at Clemson…back in the day) and gods associated with the harvest and natural elements. Within Paganism, there are different traditions like Wicca and Druidism. Followers of earth religion have suffered major opprobrium over the years for being Satanists (there it is). Adrift in a sea of conflicting identities and afflicted by a build-up of bile, centered in the spleen. They suffer from a miasma, an unhealthy vapor arising from the egomaniacs with inferiority complexes that comprise the bizarre and frenzied IPTAY Cult. FU 28
Satanists 24. That's right. Furman will win. Read it and wipe it.