All of FUBeAR’s predications this week…
DATE AWAY HOME What shall be, unburdened by what has been…
8/29 VMI WILLIAM & MARY The Keydets, with only a 1-way door (Out) to the Transfer Portal, essentially, have to rebuild every year. 2024 will be no different. This Roos squad will battle valiantly, but is likely a bottom of the SoCon Team … which is about equivalent to the best Team in the CAA, as The Tribe is projected to be. So, we’ll call this one a draw, but give Bill & Mary the standard 3-point HFA and a win, in a mild upset.
W&M 20 - VMI 17
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8/29 WCU NC STATE FUBeAR swung by Carter-Finley Stadium last weekend. Was hoping to spy on a Wolfpack practice and pass along his learnings to Coach Bell. But, he was immediately recognized and escorted off-property. Sorry, Catamounts, not gonna be able to help y’all out this week. You will need all of that you can get. The Wolfpack is going to be good, and they will be ready.
NCSU 49 - WCU 7
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8/29 PRESBYTERIAN MERCER The new Bears can name their score in this one. The interest will be in watching Mercer’s QB play, the talent of the explosive new transfers, and the Offensive scheme they will run now that the Sling-T has enlisted in the Navy. It’s a rout.
MU 62 - PC 10
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8/29 WOFFORD GARDNER-WEBB FUBeAR learned just this week that YardBarker QB1, Amari Odom, is likely to wrest the Payton Award from the bunnies’ Mark Gronowski this season. FUBeAR knows that G-W has had to do a complete overhaul and rebuild. Wofford showed improvement last year, so we are going to, CAUTIOUSLY, go with the presumptive Payton Award winner and the more known-ish Team over the huge HFA that the Runnin’ Bulldogs enjoy there in Boiling Springs
WOF 24 - G-W 21
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8/31 SAMFORD WEST GEORGIA FUBeAR expects West Georgia’s Braves, um, Wolves to compete quickly in FCS. They hired an outstanding Coach in Mercer’s former DC, Joel Taylor. They have a history and tradition of WINNING, and the town of Carrollton (home of the (relatively) new Mr. Little Miss FUBeAR, a former QB for the Carrollton Trojans) is and will be behind their Team 100%. Samford can expect to find a crazy, packed, highly hostile environment on Saturday. This is the kind of game for Samford that reminds FUBeAR of the playoff-bound HomewoodHounds debacle of a loss in 2016 to the 1st year in SoCon, new ETSU program. FUBeAR is really skeered for Samford in this one, but weather played a role in 2016. It might in this one too, but heat should be an advantage for Samford.
SU 15 - UWG 14
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8/31 CHATTANOOGA TENNESSEE Chatt rarely really competes in their bigger FBS games (except once against Illinois a while back; oh, and one other time against Kentucky) and the TrainBirds may want to keep their powder dry for the actual FBS scalp opportunity they might have next week @ GaState. NativeAmericanSnakes treat this one like a scrimmage - focus on timing, work out the kinks, stay healthy, don’t forget the check.
UT 77 - UTC 7
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8/31 ETSU APPALACHIAN STATE Coach TLamb is a gunslinger and a riverboat gambler. He wants to make a bangin’ entrance and a big splash QUICKLY. Thus, exactly the opposite of Chatt, the LandLockedPirates go the whole nine yards and empty their cannons trying to win this game in Boone. Coach Lamb almost pulled off several upsets of G5 Teams with less talented Gardner Webb Teams. He gets it done over the Appy’s on a clock-expiring 50+ yard FG … in a game that will go down in history forever to be known as “The Miracle on the Mountain”
ETSU 32 - ASU 30
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8/31 THE CITADEL CHARLESTON SOUTHERN FUBeAR, no fan of the bellhops, is a fan of Coach Drayton. So, contrary to every fiber of his being, FUBeAR is pulling hard for the bellhops to climb out of the sewer pipe in which they’ve been residing in recent years. The new QB will make a difference, but FUBeAR is gonna need to see some more evidence before he can pick the bellhops to beat anyone, including Burke HS. Hate it, but…
CSU 24 - CIT 14
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8/31 FURMAN OLE MISS All day tailgating in The Grove in Oxford and a gloriously hot and humid Saturday night in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium. It really doesn’t get much better than that. Well, half a million $’s also makes it an even nicer day for our heroic Paladins. You know what makes it even better - a SCALP from a Top 5 FBS SEC Team. Ole Miss has not taken Football seriously since their sham of a “Spring Game” featured Tug-o-Wars and Hot Dog Eating Contests. Coach Freshwater is focused on creeping on CoEd Hotties and half of their Players are sitting this one out with “injuries.” Expect them to enter the game when they find themselves 2 scores down late in the 2nd quarter. Paladins have their mojo tuned just right and a band of new purple warriors shows their stuff and maintains Furman’s undefeated record of 100 years of dominance (1st meeting in 1924) against the RebelBearsLandSharkHoundsMoles (moles? See below) and SHOCKS THE WORLD!!
FU 28 - UM 23
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers,
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother