Furman at UTC Negative Nancy Game Thread

[FUTex]

There are caverns in Chattanooga full of troglodytes and here you are arguing. Look people, we have to pull the mojo together if we're going to defeat those mascot-confused deranged lunatics that make up the bizarre and frenzied UTC Cult.

[Bootie]

gf I put multiple laughing emojis in there to try to indicate I’m just trying to have some fun, good natured humor. I’m sorry you took it as seriously as you did. I apologize for stepping over the line. Kumbaya, let’s all hold hands and create a circle of mojo to defeat the snakes, the shoes, the birds, or whatever mascot we face this week.

[gofurman]

I can't remember the coach... He was asked in a post game presser why a certain RB was not on the field more ? His answer was very short, "he's going to get my QB killed." Might have been Mike Tomlin.

That’s a good one. Nice

[cavedweller2]

My neighbor still hasn’t returned from what I guess was a trip to Cullowhee. I think he headed on out into the hills. We have been feeding Malachai for him. Which is no problem at all. Malachai seems happy so I am not worried.

[gofurman]

gf I put multiple laughing emojis in there to try to indicate I’m just trying to have some fun, good natured humor. I’m sorry you took it as seriously as you did. I apologize for stepping over the line. Kumbaya, let’s all hold hands and create a circle of mojo to defeat the snakes, the shoes, the birds, or whatever mascot we face this week.

Good deal. Beat utc. Go Furman. !!! Shake that rattler

[FUBeAR]

My neighbor still hasn’t returned from what I guess was a trip to Cullowhee. I think he headed on out into the hills. We have been feeding Malachai for him. Which is no problem at all. Malachai seems happy so I am not worried.

That the tunnel rat neighbor?

Do he have cavern experiences also?

[FUBeAR]

There are caverns in Chattanooga full of troglodytes and here you are arguing. Look people, we have to pull the mojo together if we're going to defeat those mascot-confused deranged lunatics that make up the bizarre and frenzied UTC Cult.

Looks like some mojo has begun to take effect...




Could this be the work of Cavedweller's neighbor the Tunnel Rat / Cavern Capybara?

,,,,or have the filthy TrainDrivingSnakeBirds gone off the grid intentionally to plan their feathered, scaly attack via rail?

[FUTex]

Good work FUBear. That's exactly the kind of research and intel we need to adjust our mojo plan.

[FUBeAR]

FUBear has exposed the BIG LIE! I too am angry. "How dare you" I say in my best Greta Thunberg.

I am indeed consulting a good attorney. But first I'm consulting a board certified physician. To treat my apoplexy.

Next thing you know they'll be claiming that the championship, 2nd place, and so on are not discreet placements. Rather they exist on a continuum. I, for one, will not submit to the mob. This is the trench I am willing to die in.

The Paladins have to win this Saturday to stop UTC's venality and misdirections before they infect the rest of the nation.

Before today, it was only prevaricating media types and giggly YouTube content creators…but now it’s from an Official State Source.

https://gomocs.com/news/2023/10/31/foo ... -week.aspx

The standings have the Paladins and Mocs in a virtual tie for first…

The University of Tennessee at Chattanooga is part of the State Government of one of the 50 States of the U-Nited States of America.

So, now, we have let this become the Official Policy Position of the United States of America that Chattanooga is tied with Furman for 1st place in the Southern Conference Football standings.

This is an outrage! It’s a conspiratorial crime of the highest order!! Where are Matt Cavanaugh and Rona Coney Barrett?? They should be out in front of this along with President Davis, VP/AD Donnelly, and Coach Hendrix.

COMPLETE FAILURE AND ABROGATION OF THEIR DUTIES TO US AS ALUMNI AND FANS!!!!

Again…Chattanooga is spreading THEIR BIG LIE in their Game Notes…

“The 13th-ranked Chattanooga Mocs and No. 2 Furman Paladins are tied for first with the Mocs 6-1 and Paladins 5-0”
https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/side ... _Notes.pdf

These SnakyBirds are blatant and incorrigible. Why have we not out a stop to this.

Need to add Hunter Reid to the guilty-list of Davis, Donnelly, and Hendrix. How many press releases have we seen from Mr. Reid demanding an immediate retraction of this misinformation? FUBeAR hasn’t seen any. Is Mr. Reid asleep at his teletype machine?

THIS MUST NOT STAND!!

FUBeAR is calling for tomorrow, Friday 11/3, to be a Day of Purple Anger when we all must take to the streets and mostly non-violently protest this ongoing assault upon our Paladin sensibilities. Won’t you join FUBeAR in expressing our RAGE?

[cavedweller2]

My neighbor still hasn’t returned from what I guess was a trip to Cullowhee. I think he headed on out into the hills. We have been feeding Malachai for him. Which is no problem at all. Malachai seems happy so I am not worried.

That the tunnel rat neighbor?

Do he have cavern experiences also?

Yes this is the tunnel rat neighbor. I suspect he headed on out to Chattanooga. He always talked about seeing Ruby Falls and Rock City. He can be a bit bizzare acting at times

[FUTex]

I will be joining the Day of Purple Rage this Friday. The BIG LIE must not stand. While mostly non-violent, torch-lit mobs of farm implement wielding peasants will likely storm Rock City and Ruby Falls. Well, we haven't gathered a mob of peasants just yet, but you get the idea. If anyone knows where we can get a mob of peasants (I'm thinking 1381 English peasantry, a la Wat Tyler, or 1789 French Reveillon riots) please let me know. We will also accept any mobs associated with Food Riots... those are pretty good. Anway, the point is the BIG LIE must not stand.

[cavedweller2]

Seeing as November 4 is one day before November 5 we also need a Guy Fawkes look a like.

[FUBeAR]

I will be joining the Day of Purple Rage this Friday. The BIG LIE must not stand. While mostly non-violent, torch-lit mobs of farm implement wielding peasants will likely storm Rock City and Ruby Falls. Well, we haven't gathered a mob of peasants just yet, but you get the idea. If anyone knows where we can get a mob of peasants (I'm thinking 1381 English peasantry, a la Wat Tyler, or 1789 French Reveillon riots) please let me know. We will also accept any mobs associated with Food Riots... those are pretty good. Anway, the point is the BIG LIE must not stand.

This is FUBeAR‘a kinda mob…

…and FUBeAR ain’t sayin’ that last image is Mocs Head Coach Rusty Wright, but he ain’t sayin’ it ain’t him neither.

[fupaladin01]

Remember, remember, the 4th of November
The Mocs with their Big Lie and plot
Snakybirds got no reason
It's purple rage mob season
This game shall not e'er be forgot

[cavedweller2]

Seeing as November 4 is one day before November 5 we also need a Guy Fawkes look a like.

Actually I have made a huge mistake. WE don’t need a Guy Fawkes look a like. WE need to be on the look out for one. If you see someone sneaking around dressed like it is 1605 it is more than likely him.