1. Wash hands thoroughly before drinking your Corona. Should be done at least 10-12 times a day. Dying of Cirrhosis is much preferred over Corona Virus.
2. Follow old Cold War advice for preparing for nuclear attack:
(a) spread your legs
(b) grab both ankles
(c) put head down between your legs
(d) and kiss your ass goodbye
2. Follow old Cold War advice for preparing for nuclear attack:
(a) spread your legs
(b) grab both ankles
(c) put head down between your legs
(d) and kiss your ass goodbye