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PostPosted:**Tue Oct 22, 2024 1:33 am**

This is hard to believe but here is what the offense has done the last 3 games in the first half:
CITADEL
1st quarter- 0 points 26 yards
2nd quarter- 0 points -2 yards
Half total: 0 points 24 yards
CHATTANOOGA
1st quarter- 3 points 58 yards
2nd quarter- 0 points 26 yards
Half total: 3 points 84 yards
WESTERN CAROLINA
1st quarter- 0 points 19 yards
2nd quarter- 0 points 32 yards
Half total: 0 points 51 yards
3 GAME AVERAGE: 1 POINT 53 YARDS
Just can’t get much worse. Then again maybe it can.

PostPosted:**Tue Oct 22, 2024 3:14 am**

You're torturing the stats to find bad news. So we've had some slow starts. And yes, we've lost a game or two. Just a couple or so, maybe a few more. But look: We've won two, and that's something to build upon. As my ultra-violent little brother (fullback for ETSU) said after a loss: "Football isn't about winning or losing; its about making friends". Then we got loaded and accidentally killed a neighbor's goat, a pointless mishap that seemed to make all the difference. It only cost us $45 to buy that goat, and as a bonus we now had a goat carcass. It took less than a day for that dead goat to start stinking real bad so we chucked onto the roof his apartment in Johnson City. If you're upset after a loss, I advise you to follow those simple steps and you'll feel a lot better.

The way I read those stats is DESPITE having a slow start against The Citadel the Paladins found a way to achieve victory. Now that's some pretty great news.

PostPosted:**Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:00 pm**

FU Tex, I am disappointed that you did not Bar-B-Que that goat??? BBQ goat is quite popular in some parts of the world.

PostPosted:**Tue Oct 22, 2024 9:06 pm**

FUTex wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 22, 2024 3:14 am
You're torturing the stats to find bad news. So we've had some slow starts. And yes, we've lost a game or two. Just a couple or so, maybe a few more. But look: We've won two, and that's something to build upon. As my ultra-violent little brother (fullback for ETSU) said after a loss: "Football isn't about winning or losing; its about making friends". Then we got loaded and accidentally killed a neighbor's goat, a pointless mishap that seemed to make all the difference. It only cost us $45 to buy that goat, and as a bonus we now had a goat carcass. It took less than a day for that dead goat to start stinking real bad so we chucked onto the roof his apartment in Johnson City. If you're upset after a loss, I advise you to follow those simple steps and you'll feel a lot better.

The way I read those stats is DESPITE having a slow start against The Citadel the Paladins found a way to achieve victory. Now that's some pretty great news.

I was thinking getting behind was our EVIL PLAN ! After witnessing Citadel I thought we had UTC and Western riiiight where we wanted them. Apparently, they had conjured up some pre-Halloween evil which kept us from manifesting our comeback...

But the first halves were beautiful and exactly what we wanted !

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