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1) FUBeAR cannot make it to Missoula on Friday. Can we change the day of the game? Can we move the game to Atlanta? They play all kinds of Championships here. Why not this one? Can PED, VPADJD, and HCCH please, at least do SOMETHING right, for a change, and get this game moved to Atlanta and played on Saturday...as College Football should be played!!!

2) In lieutenant of that, can they at least move up the Kickoff Time? FUBeAR is old. He has his cocoa and is asleep every night before 9 PM.

3) FG/XP snap - FUBeAR saw a high one. What are we doing about it?

4) That black stripe Tyler Huff had coming out of his jersey sleeve looked awful. When Bob King was Coaching we NEVER had players with black stripes on their arms. It's not part of our traditions! Please NEVER let him wear that black stripe again!!!

THANK YOU

Long as ESPN makes it to Missoula I'm good.

National TV, Baby!

This will be one of the most difficult mojos to conjure this year. Oh, I think we can do it, but we need to be careful on its construction and casting.

Does anyone know a way we can channel the spirit of Jeff Blankenship? Maybe there's a way we can steal his mojo and attach a Blankenship Thetan on the Paladins. Then we'll return his mojo back to him.

FAMNNT BATT CCLOT

FUTex wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 04, 2023 12:33 am

This will be one of the most difficult mojos to conjure this year. Oh, I think we can do it, but we need to be careful on its construction and casting.

Does anyone know a way we can channel the spirit of Jeff Blankenship? Maybe there's a way we can steal his mojo and attach a Blankenship Thetan on the Paladins. Then we'll return his mojo back to him.

FAMNNT BATT CCLOT

Tex - you/we may be able to use some of this info…

The most recent time a Team from SC played @ Montana in the Playoffs, Coastal Carolina whipped the Griz in 2013. It was -5 with 10 mph winds that day. The STAR of the game was CCU QB, Alex Ross. Alex Ross’ uncle is an FU Alum and a former FUBeAR roommate. We can, possibly, involve Mr. Ross in our mojo process, if desired. Let FUBeAR know.

Also, the most recent time a SoCon Team from SC played @ Montana in the Playoffs, Woffy bested the Griz in 2007. It was 13 degrees at kickoff that day. FUBeAR doesn’t know any Woffords, but he’s sure someone here does. Kevious Johnson led the YappyDogs that day. Anyone tight with Kevious?

Guide us, O Wizard of Tejas.

https://fieldguide.mt.gov/speciesDetail ... AMAAA01010

According to the official state of Montana website there have only been 4 reported sightings of possums in the state of Montana. One in 2002, one in 2010, and two in 2017. Obviously, this trend indicates they are on the move and preparing for invasion.

I have made my travel arrangements. While the airlines will not allow me to fly with a live possum, they say nothing of select possum parts in a checked bag.

I stopped at a rest station in Butte, Montana once.

I asked one of the locals does how cold did it get up there. He said it wasn't that bad except, and pointed off in the distance, "when the wind comes out of that pass right there, it'll rip you a new a**."

1. I killed brain cells in my youth with David Bennett of CCU fame so we are good there.
2. The Garvin home in SC is just close to the Rat Eater campus .
3. Fred's Father in law eats at Hardees so we double up on Whoford.

I will execute the supreme mojo on Thursday when I drop a mud brick at Ted's Montana grill in Buford. If you are in the area DO NOT enter stall 2.

Good start fellas. And darn good data points provided by all.

But first a quick question: Fred Garvin, were you able to move your bowels last week or are you still constipated? I'm hoping we got everything squared away with your colon. If you did move your bowels, how many Courics was the coprolite?

We may have an ace in the hole with this mojo. Bootie is going to be there at the game, and he is the Mayor of Possum Kingdom. And he'll be in a land that knows nothing of possumry, not have any immunities. We may just need one hair of a possum to make it on that plane and find its way to the stadium. That will be an excellent focal point to cast a mojo from afar.

Oh, and one more thing. Its regarding FBear's connection to CCU's Alex Ross. Does anyone know how to take a Body Thetan off a living person and transfer it to a mojo? I know, if they were dead it would be a different story; just a simple matter of necromancy. But we're talking about a disincarnate Body Thetan off of FUBear's former roommate's nephew, who is a living person.

Here's where I'm going with this: FUBear sends a Body Thetan telepathically to be caught by the focal point of a possum hair in Bootie's possession, and that gets sprayed out on the field (naturally). All the while Fred Garvin is sending the whole damned thing into turbo by taking a massive dump in stall #2 at Montana Joe's in Buford GA.

Jackal, CaveDweller... you guys got anything to add? We need some help here.

A discarnate Body Thetan + Mud Bricks. It just doesn't get any better than that.

FUTex wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 04, 2023 9:47 pm

Good start fellas. And darn good data points provided by all.

But first a quick question: Fred Garvin, were you able to move your bowels last week or are you still constipated? I'm hoping we got everything squared away with your colon. If you did move your bowels, how many Courics was the coprolite?

We may have an ace in the hole with this mojo. Bootie is going to be there at the game, and he is the Mayor of Possum Kingdom. And he'll be in a land that knows nothing of possumry, not have any immunities. We may just need one hair of a possum to make it on that plane and find its way to the stadium. That will be an excellent focal point to cast a mojo from afar.

Mud was slung Saturday morning before the game. Quite pleased with the quantity released from the body but was a little concerned with the brownish green hue.

Working with the same dietary pattern this week but may have to fry up some Spam with Texas Pete to insure a Friday morning release since maximum bowel mojo needs to be done on a game day.

Anyone reading this just got a CLP credit.

I think the final DEFCON 1 MOJO would be Cavedweller and Freebird having a Mid Atlantic Champioship Wrestling rematch between Ricky Steemboot and Raging Boot Manny Fernandez! It would be more epic than that egg suckin dog Duthty Whodes vs Terry Funk!

Oh good. Sounds like things are shaping up nicely.

(To be frank, I was beginning to panic that Fred Garvin's constipation from last week was going to have a disastrous effect on the mojo. But my worries were for naught.)

The greatest wrestler of all time was Exotic Adrian Street.

I just finished watching the Montana Griz presser with their head ball coach. Not a lot of excitement from those guys.

Okay, FUBear, those Montana scalawags have a giant big M on the side of a mountain over the stadium. How will that affect the game? Will the Paladins be able to even get the plays off with a big A giant M staring down on them?