• Leonard's Losers

 #5353  by Paladawg
 Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:15 pm
Last week, the little smart pill machine got dropped in the fire house parking lot and lost its memory for a spell. With some new AA batteries and some duct tape, it is up and running again and ready to pick the loser in the only game that matters.

Furman versus The Citadel
Clay Hendrix and his purple knights will head down 1-26 to visit the Charleston baggage handlers on Sat’dy. Last year, the purple horsemen ran roughshod over a bunch of disorganized canines resulting in a call to the local pound to pick up a couple of busloads of strays wondering around on Poinsett Highway. This year’s game is in the local dog house on the Ashley River and the baggage handlers will be hootin’ and hollerin’ for revenge. But like firing the opening salvo of the Civil War, they’ll find the price for making preemptive strikes can be high. The boys from the Upstate may play four quarterbacks in this one, but they’ll only need one as a strong Paladin defense shuts down the option early and often. Leonard’s Loser: The Cit’dull.
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 #5463  by Paladawg
 Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:57 am
tya1 wrote:
Sat Oct 27, 2018 9:45 pm
Leonard was more confident before the game than I was.
Just depends on how well the Little Smart Pill machine is working that day. Put some pennies and $5 bills in it and that seemed to help.

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