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Please note Episode 2 at the 6:15 mark.

If we cant get Stubbs then we need to get Mark Sanford. He was not President of Finland but he was President of the student body at Furman. There is a correlation. If we can convince him to come back from Argentina then we may have a back up plan. And then again maybe not.

Episode 3 at the 1:35 mark.

Mark Sanford was always campaigning for something and seemed overly concerned about what I thought of him, and I thought that rather creepy. I vote no.

Episode 5 at 8:59.

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Tue Apr 30, 2024 6:06 pm

Please note Episode 2 at the 6:15 mark.

FUTex wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 30, 2024 6:32 pm

Episode 3 at the 1:35 mark.

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Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:56 pm

Episode 5 at 8:59.

What do we know of the traditions of Finnish numerology?

You hit the nail on the head FUBear. We know NOTHING about the traditions of Finnish numerology. Except of course that's its evil and everyone expected them to do it but no one wanted them to. HOWEVER, you gotta admit it did help them defeat the Russians in the Continuation War.

Those time marks cited are where President Stubb (a true badass... just look at him) are when he mentions Furman specifically. I also learned from his lectures that his family is from the very area that Russia (then USSR) annexed illegally in 1945. Oh I'm telling you people, Alexander Stubb is looking for some payback.

The Finns are the mean Scandinavians. Gotta watch out for radicalized Finns. The UP is a powder keg.

You are so on the money Furmanoid.

But I don't consider Finns to be Scandinavian. Well, geographically they are. But they're so different - mean and warlike, a hardened people more like the Baltic peoples. Loathsome and depraved, a Finn can ingest enough meth to stupefy an elephant and still slaughter 1000 Ruskies with an iron-sighted rifle. Now just imagine what one can do to a possum with a plastic golf club!

When those counties in northwest UP erupt and them Finns run amok I don't want to be around to see it.

Fun Fact: No one outside Finland has ever been able to learn the Finnish language. Linguists describe it as a cross between Korean and a secret language twins teach each other. What we do know is they have fifty different words for incorrectly lancing an infected boil.

tl;dr - We're going to beat Ol' Miss if we can get Finland on our side.

Not sure what this means, but could be relevant…

Excellent job, FUBear! So now we see that Ol' MIss is building a mojo based on keeping beagles, foxhounds, and bassets away from their dinner with a whip. Clever. Very clever. But we can counter that with basic possumry. We don't even need Finland for that.

That ain’t just their dinner. That is possum meat. Thems possum dogs. They may be on to us.

We should take it easy on Ole Miss. The students are currently surrounding and out protesting a small group of typical Hamas supporters. Hotty Toddy! On a happy note, both sides joined together in a call and response of "F Joe Biden". I don't like the language, but its good to see kids find common ground during tense situation.

Hamas backers are complete idiots and I just watched a video of the Ole Miss students making monkey sounds and motions at a black woman as she walked between the groups. Hotty Toddy! Funny thread before your “observations “.

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Fri May 03, 2024 5:35 pm

Hamas backers are complete idiots and I just watched a video of the Ole Miss students making monkey sounds and motions at a black woman as she walked between the groups. Hotty Toddy! Funny thread before your “observations “.

Watch it again. She leaves the area cordoned off to protect the protesters and approaches the white boys yelling something. Hundreds present and one kid in a blue shirt does the monkey thing for 3-4 secs. Out of state student. They were taunting the Hamas kids. She was one of them. She wants the Israelis dead, don’t ignore that. But yes, it’s possible she somehow heard the kid make monkey noises and it might have hurt he feelings. She was also taunted for her morbid obesity, but that’s actually beneficial.

Anyway 3 secs of bad behavior from one kid with a drink in his hand is now being used to bash a student body. But the vandalism, intimidation and even hostage taking on other campuses is just the work of “a few bad apples”.

Read what I said.. the Hamas kids are complete idiots and their antisemitism is poison.You hijacked the thread to get in your story of F… Joe Biden (comedy gold)The “student body” you refer to appeared to be about 150 drunk frat boys . If you have a good possum mojo story love to hear it.. you should save the rest of your deep thoughts for General Idiocy section.