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 #15728  by Affirm
 Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:34 pm
cavedweller2 wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:23 am
Mobile billboards are needed. Create large purple dronelike dirigibles. Have them fly around Greenville in sequence with this painted on them:

FU ALL THE TIME

That should get some attention.
Fred Garvin brought up the hired strippers idea. Will you be coordinating with him on the FU ALL THE TIME dirigibles idea?
 #15730  by cavedweller2
 Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:23 pm
PIcture this:

Flatbed Wrecker painted all purple with diamond F's on the Door.

Stripper pole in the middle of the bed.

Naked women covered head to toe in purple body paint taking turns dancing on the pole.

Large signs reading: FU ALL THE TIME on the sides and back.

Drive up and down Main Street on weekend evenings.

That should get some attention.
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 #15732  by Davemeister
 Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:41 pm
cavedweller2 wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:46 am
Free tickets and sell $1.00 drafts at the stadium and we still wont come close to capacity.
Sell enough $1.00 drafts and nobody will care.
 #15733  by gman
 Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:46 pm
JoeyFreshwater wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:26 pm
Is social media considered marketing?
For many businesses, the only relevant marketing is social media.
 #15734  by Bham
 Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:55 pm
This site does a pretty good job of providing or directing me to coverage.

It is rather obvious we are in need of some Furman Football. Now.
 #15735  by fupaladin01
 Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:15 pm
cavedweller2 wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:23 pm
PIcture this:

Flatbed Wrecker painted all purple with diamond F's on the Door.

Stripper pole in the middle of the bed.

Naked women covered head to toe in purple body paint taking turns dancing on the pole.

Large signs reading: FU ALL THE TIME on the sides and back.

Drive up and down Main Street on weekend evenings.

That should get some attention.
So, does purple body paint count as coverage? Maybe technically...
 #15737  by Affirm
 Wed Aug 21, 2019 6:43 pm
Foul.
Blatant sexism.
“Strippers” is gender non-specific.
The writer may have intended to type “naked people” instead of “naked women”, in the attempted humor.
All of us DO realize it’s 2019.
 #15739  by cavedweller2
 Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:23 pm
affirm wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 6:43 pm
Foul.
Blatant sexism.
“Strippers” is gender non-specific.
The writer may have intended to type “naked people” instead of “naked women”, in the attempted humor.
All of us DO realize it’s 2019.
Actually the proper term is “nekkid women”.
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 #15740  by apaladin
 Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:08 pm
gman wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:47 pm

Nice!! Will look good going down the road.
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 #15745  by The Jackal
 Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:11 am
AstroDin wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:36 am
I'll stick this in the coverage thread … IMO a great sign to be included in this article.
https://herosports.com/fcs/football-201 ... eason-bzbz
A lot of polls have Wofford as a top 10 team and we beat the stuffing out of them last season.

Without the debacle in Johnson City last year, we'd be in the top 10 conversation this season.
 #15746  by tim
 Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:23 am
gman wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:47 pm
For a minute, I thought that was a picture of Coach on the bus. That would look great!
 #15748  by gofurman
 Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:06 am
The Jackal wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:11 am
AstroDin wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:36 am
I'll stick this in the coverage thread … IMO a great sign to be included in this article.
https://herosports.com/fcs/football-201 ... eason-bzbz
A lot of polls have Wofford as a top 10 team and we beat the stuffing out of them last season.

Without the debacle in Johnson City last year, we'd be in the top 10 conversation this season.
But we didn't beat ETSU. and got KILLLLLLLLED by Elon. KILLLLLLED... top 20 is fair - 6-4 just does't inspire top 10 confidence. 6-3 (2018) vs FCS so a .66 win pct versus our own competition. That doesn't say top 10 to me. Honestly, I think we are fortunate we have gotten' this much pub as top 20 being a 66 pct win team vs FCS. Sure, we beat Wofford but lost to Samford (yeah, qb) and ETSU in a choke and killed by ELon in a game we were never in. That one still baffles me some - we were outplayed, outcoached, outeverything. It's like we never got off the bus - that's probably the one game in CH career that is an outlier.

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