VMI at Furman Negative Nancy Game Thread

[Mr. Taggart]

FUBeAR does not find it coincidental that this fine piece of art is highlighted by VMI’s colors.

In the words of a great, great man ...

Step right up, come on in
If you'd like to take the grand tour [of winning the Socon].

In memory of the Possum, I am happy to lead a pre-game B double e double r u n.

[FUTex]

In preparation for how to counter Moe the Kangaroo and what he's likely to do in the 4th quarter, I did some research. For the sake of your emotional wellbeing, do not google how to express a possum's anal glands then stupidly bring up the subreddit on the subject. Just. Don't.

[FUBeAR]

In preparation for how to counter Moe the Kangaroo and what he's likely to do in the 4th quarter, I did some research. For the sake of your emotional wellbeing, do not google how to express a possum's anal glands then stupidly bring up the subreddit on the subject. Just. Don't.

Prolly a pretty good rule of thumb to never do a Google search with the word “anal” in the search terms … and don’t include “rule” AND “thumb” in there either. Otherwise, Tex’s friends from the FBI may come a-knockin’ on the aluminum door of your single-wide…FUBeAR hears.

[FUTex]

So I googled "anal rule thumb" because ol' #54 advised me not to, and I join him in advising folks not to google that. He was correct, just like he was in 1981 in Religion 11 (or some such class) when he sagely advised me to STFU. Googling "anal rule thumb" will not help us with VMI at all.

[Fred Garvin]

The origins of the Anal Thumb Rule seem to point to a collection of humans that roamed the parking lots of Woodwinds and Colony North. Individual names were never documented but they were collectively known as the Hair Bear Bunch. Please note that this group seemed to vanish around 1983 and were replaced with a similar species known as the Beerwolves.

[FUTex]

Ah Ha. Got it.

So... what exactly is the Anal Thumb Rule? (Asking for a friend.)

[Mr. Taggart]

Ah Ha. Got it.

So... what exactly is the Anal Thumb Rule? (Asking for a friend.)

All I can tell you is... the rule really stinks.

I believe it has been adopted at the Citadel.

[FUTex]

The mojo has risen fairly strong this morning. Let's hope it crests at just the right time.

NNGT BATT CCLOT

[cavedweller2]

“Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light?”

[Bootie]

The mojo is working, boys!

[FUBeAR]

FUBeAR could not get up to Paladin Stadium today, but as soon as he pulled up the broadcast on ESPN+, the stench of possum immediately began to permeate FUBeAR’s Den. The 2 GrandDogs staying over (the reason he could not be in Paladin Stadium) were both going crazy smelling all around the TV.

Possum mojo was perfect mojo.

FUBeAR has been told short-haired dogs with stupid, ugly black & white faces, just like poodles are hypoallergenic, are mojo resistant. Is that true?

[Fred Garvin]

Mojo for rat eaters must focus on the following:
1. They worship a hamburger pervert that looks like Conway Twitty
2. For some reason they have a statue dedicated to Asian Burt Reynolds

[FUwolfpacker]

1. They worship a hamburger pervert that looks like Conway Twitty

This made me lol Well done!