The "Hub city'
Just to squelch a rumor, to get ahead of the news cycle on this: Coach Vaughn is not the illegitimate son of Alexander Stubb. I know they look alike, and have many of the same super-human qualities, but the timelines just don't line up to where President Stubb could have done the insemination. However, we're pretty sure that an insemination did occur, for Coach Vaughn was recorded as something called a "live birth" in or around 1989, and Stubb didn't even get to Furman until that year. So no, stop thinking there's a link, you nasty people.
Bifurcated update: Getting huge. Beautiful plumage. Filthy little creepy hands. Anal glands clean and remarkably shiny.
