aPaladin Negative Nancy Thread for the 2025 Football Season

[FUTex]

Regarding the herbalism angle, I think we should be careful with the brownies. Just got back from Colorado. The effects on the local population is not good. Indeed, it gets worse very year. Therefore, we should stick with white helmets, purple jerseys, and white pants... and no "dins" on the helmets. That way we don't get too freaked out in the stands.

Update on my spirit animal, Bifurcated the Possum: It took me a long time to figure it out, but I finally I got all up there and expressed his anal glands. He didn't really produce all that much. I got some ideas for the next go-round in Aril... working on some things.

[FUBeAR]

Green flames from underground during St.Pat’s Week? Buildings burning? Evacuations? FUBeAR III arriving on the planet today?

Tex - what can you make of all these clearly connected occurrences… and will it help us or hurt us this Fall?

[FUTex]

Connected you say? More like intertwined. Events like these are tightly integrated into a system designed to foil the Paladins and aggravate Affirm.

So here's what I make of it: Damn those sons of biznitches from Western Carolina! They're up to their old tricks again. Oh, I've seen it a hundred times.

[cavedweller2]

Headed back to the swamps around WeWaHitchka later this spring. Hope Madine’s place is still there. Helene went right over the top last fall. I feel certain they survived. Hoping to get another look at those meth addicted shaved Beavers. Maybe bring one home. With a year under my belt coupled with knowing the secret handshake and password I am hoping to gain more knowledge into into their techniques and theories concerning mojo brewing.

[FUTex]

With dedicated Mojo Warriors like Cave in the field we are bound to develop a powerful mojo this season. Excellent work, Cave. I am humbled to be associated with your mojo efforts.

Oh, and please be careful around the meth addicted shaved beeves. If what you should get a few brewskis in you you could not realize their complete repugnatiousness and get some on you.

[FUATT]

Anyone ever been to Lubbock? It is a hellhole. Someone probably got drunk on cheap liquor, fell down a storm drain and farted.

[tim]

Any chance Bifurcated will be at the spring game tomorrow......since he is all expressed and everything?

[FUTex]

Bifurcated will not be at the spring game. He is lounging in his dog kennel, basking in his post-expressed glow.

I have been to Lubbock many many times. I like it there, and yes I do recognize it as a monochrome and boring town. Yet they have the Buddy Holly Museum, and Prairie Dog Town, and there's not a health food store nor designer handbag store in sight. If you want to speak country, that's readily accepted, and if you want to speak Spanish, that's cool too. In Lubbock you're just out there on a high & dusty plain and there ain't no Big City to go to. Its a completely different world.

I've been to about a dozen Texas Tech Red Raider football games in Lubbock. Its pretty much the only show in town. Although they've junked it up with many a pre-game event and half-time shows and all the gimmicks of a minor league baseball game, its a lot of fun. Even their band (The Goin' Band) are celebrities in town.

Fun Fact: There are a lot of possums in Lubbock. They got some good possumry out there. Mighty good possumry.