aPaladin Negative Nancy Thread for the 2025 Football Season

[FUTex]

Regarding the herbalism angle, I think we should be careful with the brownies. Just got back from Colorado. The effects on the local population is not good. Indeed, it gets worse very year. Therefore, we should stick with white helmets, purple jerseys, and white pants... and no "dins" on the helmets. That way we don't get too freaked out in the stands.

Update on my spirit animal, Bifurcated the Possum: It took me a long time to figure it out, but I finally I got all up there and expressed his anal glands. He didn't really produce all that much. I got some ideas for the next go-round in Aril... working on some things.

[FUBeAR]

Green flames from underground during St.Pat’s Week? Buildings burning? Evacuations? FUBeAR III arriving on the planet today?

Tex - what can you make of all these clearly connected occurrences… and will it help us or hurt us this Fall?

[FUTex]

Connected you say? More like intertwined. Events like these are tightly integrated into a system designed to foil the Paladins and aggravate Affirm.

So here's what I make of it: Damn those sons of biznitches from Western Carolina! They're up to their old tricks again. Oh, I've seen it a hundred times.

[cavedweller2]

Headed back to the swamps around WeWaHitchka later this spring. Hope Madine’s place is still there. Helene went right over the top last fall. I feel certain they survived. Hoping to get another look at those meth addicted shaved Beavers. Maybe bring one home. With a year under my belt coupled with knowing the secret handshake and password I am hoping to gain more knowledge into into their techniques and theories concerning mojo brewing.

[FUTex]

With dedicated Mojo Warriors like Cave in the field we are bound to develop a powerful mojo this season. Excellent work, Cave. I am humbled to be associated with your mojo efforts.

Oh, and please be careful around the meth addicted shaved beeves. If what you should get a few brewskis in you you could not realize their complete repugnatiousness and get some on you.

[FUATT]

Anyone ever been to Lubbock? It is a hellhole. Someone probably got drunk on cheap liquor, fell down a storm drain and farted.

[tim]

Any chance Bifurcated will be at the spring game tomorrow......since he is all expressed and everything?