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aPaladin Negative Nancy Thread for the 2025 Football Season
That, Jackal, is the kind of quality research and documentation that makes the UFFP so valuable to the Paladins. I think our DBs are able to take a quality step forward next season.
Bifurcated update: He seems a little bigger. Its hard to tell. I'd weigh him, but I don't know if he uses the metric system or imperial ounces. Plus, I don't want him to get focused on the number and develop an image problem or eating disorder.
Bifurcated update: He seems a little bigger. Its hard to tell. I'd weigh him, but I don't know if he uses the metric system or imperial ounces. Plus, I don't want him to get focused on the number and develop an image problem or eating disorder.
Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".
Just to let everyone know, I've decided not to enter the Portal this year. Last year's transfer attempt was, um, a nightmare. Pullham State showed no interest. As did some others.
Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".
Your NIL "requirements" must be too steep.
"Women, Wind, and Fortune change quickly."
It’s his “agent’s” 120% cut that keeps queering the deals.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers,
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
My agent, Tom Parker Jr., only requires 50%.
I am getting whispers from the Kennesaw State fan board. They think if I can drum up some mojo then the Owls can improve from the worst team in FBS to not the worst. Its a heady goal, but I think I'd be up to the task. Alas, they haven't indicated there'd be any of that sweet sweet NIL money coming my way.
Bifurcated update: Modest weight gain. Underdeveloped genitalia. Hair still a most unlikely brown.
I am getting whispers from the Kennesaw State fan board. They think if I can drum up some mojo then the Owls can improve from the worst team in FBS to not the worst. Its a heady goal, but I think I'd be up to the task. Alas, they haven't indicated there'd be any of that sweet sweet NIL money coming my way.
Bifurcated update: Modest weight gain. Underdeveloped genitalia. Hair still a most unlikely brown.
Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".