That's a fine young man right there.
Here's what really ticks me off about Mr. Hinton: His hair. There he is with a full shock of healthy hair right there atop that handsome face, and here I am suffering through baldness and a face like an insect. Its just not fair. But at least I got him beat on weight by a clean 25 pounds of pure Crisco.
Post Game Interview Colton Hinton
Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".
