In defense of Johnson Hagood Stadium:
1-Although 11,500 seats now, The Citadel used to have 20,000-plus seats and could fill that sucker up. They have/had really good attendance in the years past. They have a good fan base.
2-A little lead paint never hurt nobody. I've eaten a lot of paint chips off old buildings. Still do, some say.
3-Remains of the CSS Hunley crew were found under the stadium stands, creating a powerful mojo.
I prefer Paladin Stadium. Its comfy, and nice and brisk on a fall day. Its a reviewing stand of Paris Mountain. And there's a man on a horse in it.
Didn't think the UFFP would have me back, perhaps. Well, maybe I'm not "the norm". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I'm not "hygienic" and "pop my white heads with a compass I used in high school".
